Some shit I believe

• I believe that workers have no significant rights in an "at-will" jurisdiction.

• I believe that any confidence that Jesus existed is a concession by historiographers to religion.

• I believe that Astrology is a pseudoscience.

• I believe that the GOP is a racist hate group.

• I believe that that casinos should not be allowed to eject a player for exhibiting skill.

• I believe that a primary indicator of hybrid vigor amongst human beings is the prevalence within a population of robust female asses.

• I believe that people see what they want to see, to the extent that they can show up when what they wanted to see is happening.

• I believe that the cliché "if it's meant to be, it will happen" is only half true — the female half.

• I believe that the globalization of the English language will compel it to evolve a decent orthography.

• I believe that sarcasm is defunct.

• I believe that an edict of celibacy within an institution will always lead to sexual abuse.