No discernible Irish butt

The average Irish woman has at least one deep crease in her forehead, and often as many as four....

The Irish repression of sexuality may have its basis in the fact that they have no ass.

I'm sorry to say it — I don't want to be hurtful, nor do I want to piss off a nation of women. But I'm not as sorry to say it as I am that it's true. It's a story from the dark side of a good country.

Of course, one might say (and correctly) that the repression of sexuality in Ireland is based upon the oppressive rule of the Irish version of the Catholic church.

But, possibly, the reason that the ancestors let the church teach them that sex is disgusting is that sex without an ass is disgusting.