Succinctoids

• Mid-oceanic ridges produce a geological time stamp....

• The Oregon Trail was a massive government-supported program. • Reputation is nothing more than a local group's generalized assessment of your worth. • The bilingual can't help you.... • The study of laughter is not funny. • We're all the same at 40 degrees below zero. • All life on Earth is related, evolved from a single ancestor. • People use the word "moron" with a readiness that is proportional to their feeling of distance.