Simon was the head chef at Moody Cool's in Kilkenny Ireland. That is, his title was as such.
He was perfectly suited for the job, playing restaurant.
Simon helped vaporize the business by his pure and simple vacuousness. He was pretty ignorant.
Brothers and sisters, I'm sorry; but the guy was bone-ignorant, and he was a dickhead.
I shouldn't say that part about his ignorance, because I never told him about that part of himself.
I did tell him he's a dickhead.