The glitch in the Large Hadron Collider system as caused by the future
Some speculate that the malfunctions of the LHC to-date are a result of the propagation backward in time of the impossibility of creating a miniature black hole that will have otherwise destroyed the Earth, halting the spread of consciousness throughout the universe — consciousness which will be a necessary component of observation in the future — observation which will be necessary for the existence of phenomena now.