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The Irish woman's forehead crease

The average Irish woman has a few deep vertical creases in her forehead — the kind of crease that appears to come from shutting people out of her higher consciousness. Some have a row of creases that appear burrowed into skull.

Speculating from the well-known repression of sexuality in Irish culture, it's not provocative to say that it is men whom she has been trying to shut out. My experiences talking to Irish women suggest that this is valid.